nachosammich
Nacho Sammich
nachosammich

After the Jamie Redemption Hour, my money is on him sacrificing himself. Possibly for Brienne, but since she already knows what he is, my guess someone new. I'm thinking his legacy is not Kingslayer but Queensavior. But after a redemption episode, he be dead.

Now that’s just lying! Being a chubby boy gives you a 100% chance of touching boobs: your own.

Half?

Cute, but perhaps half a decade too late? 

Alas, I have been outvoted. But for posterity.

I mean, I’m a millennial but I’ll agree with this, because I’m a children’s librarian, and I see how little attention some (...most) of the kids get paid in the play areas. The worst offenders are the au pairs. The library where I last worked was in a well-off area and there were lots, and most of them couldn’t be

Probably the same parents busy writing anti-vaccination posts on Facebook...

Ehhh. I was born in 79 and spent the 80s with my mother on the black rotary phone to poison control because I’d eaten something or fed my sister something that was not food. We had a routine even. Naked into the empty tub, big spoon of ipecac and a can of grape soda. That’ll clear your pipes but good.

Until they start swallowing their phones. Circle of life!

While sometimes paired with an interesting dip, 95% of shishitos still suck. Now if I could figure out how to find the 1-2 tasty ones on the plate... It still wouldn’t be worth more than $4, which is also the maximum reasonable price to pay for good garlic edamame. 

Julian Assange is the Bernie Bros. R. Kelly.

Maybe I’m oversimplifying but my take on this feels pretty straightforward:

If there is one thing I have learned about women with manly hobbies over the years, it’s that they can run circles around the poseur boys in any room full of such hobbyists.

Well now I’m seriously confused about how women taste stuff.

When I was an editor at a beer magazine, I once had to tell a group of guys that the funny thing about humans’ ability to taste beer is that taste buds aren’t located in our vaginas, so sex is probably irrelevant!

Regarding this study, it seems the gender divide among participants was roughly even.

This is what I don’t get. Airport stuff is so overpriced to begin with (captive market), that you would think the profit margins are already higher, but of course the worker’s wages don’t reflect that. On the other hand, I have heard the other reasoning for the absurdly high food prices at airports are because the

I’m sure Fox News & It’s viewers will handle this well. “What about the troops?” You mean the ones you don’t support? Good for you Rep. Bass

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

my fiances are in order

Fireball plus hard cider makes for a decent cocktail.