if you wanna make tomato-cheese casserole that’s fine but don’t call it pizza

Burger King’s old tenders, before they went all in on aping McDonald’s, we’re actually pretty good. The breading had a nice kick to them.

Nah, if you just come to a dead-stop in the middle of the road without signaling, I’m not backing up to let you in; that’s, like, one of the ultimate dick moves. I can’t read your mind! “Oooh, look at me! What am I going to do next? You should stop focusing on driving and pay attention to me! La-dee-dah!”

I’m still #teamblackcar. As a petty man once said:

Obligatory!

Has he used it since? Had he used it multiple times before that? Or is this an isolated incident? What are his stances like on police brutality?

Yes. I buy DDH lactose Imperial IPAs because they taste exactly like Bud Light, but I feel classier when I drink it.

Applebee’s is fine for getting drunk after 10, when drinks are 2-for-1 (at least they were the last time I went). For real meals, though? The last time I went there to eat lunch it was a nightmare.

“We’re sorry to tell you that you will not be able to enjoy a chicken sandwich at Buffalo Niagra International Airport. However, we do have some exciting news for you; you’re leaving Buffalo!”

Your comment reminded me of this adorable comic:

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

Just sell beer.

Ant-Man will defeat Thanos by crawling up his butt and expanding. 

My favorite fan theory is that Ant Man will make himself microscopic, then sneak into Thanos’ butthole, and then hit the expand button. War over. Nagasaki basically.

I do this with a bit of Better than Bouillon. This amps up the beffiness for a combined umami punch

I’ll try it, everytime I touch the bottle I can already feel my blood pressure rise lol. 

Do you ever tell them after or never mention it? 

I do this too. I think you can sub it in pretty easily for most things where you’d otherwise use Worcestershire. 

Buddy, if you’re wearing an Ultimate Frisbee jacket in public, the white trash homophobe isn’t the nightmare roommate.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.