That is unequivocally NOT Chili's skillet queso recipe.  It's quite literally Velveeta, Hormel No Beans Chili, and some added spices.  That's it. Not sure what the hell she made but it sounds like puke to me.

i ave never, ever, pusht the backspace button

Tom: Hmmm, I dunno if we should have done that. I was talking to Jim Carrey on the phone last night and HE said…

More like Bichon Freeze, amirite? Eh? Eh?

I like another commenters suggestion, that instead of no MAGA hat sign, they should put a sign that says ‘we support immigrants’ or ‘a percentage of each sale goes towards Planned Parenthood.’

How about an honest slogan, PJ’s?

Also for a situation like this I seriously doubt many would be turning their nose up at RoTel Dip, it’s a super bowl part after all.

The only person afflicted with “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is its namesake.

I bet its like that episode of Friends with that “meat trifle.”  Two recipes got stuck together, and the later ingredients are for a completely different recipe.

Velveeta and mushroom soup? That’s nasty.

The internet is full of terrible recipes that contain canned cream of mushroom soup. It’s the number one rule of internet recipes: if it contains cream of mushroom soup it’s crap.

Rotel - the hifi equipment manufacturer? Seems a bit hard to digest... *ahem*

Someone who would probably serve it with Wonder Bread.

She just wants to charm the number one viewer.

That’s exactly when I stopped reading.

Add some egg noodles and that thing’s a casserole. Thanks for the transcript, but now I’m kind of wishing I hadn’t asked.

What in the utter fuck, that’s not queso. That’s DRUNK SOUP.

Wait, seriously? There’s cream of mushroom in that crap? Who the hell thought that was a good idea? God damn.

If they all get poisoned, I will make real queso in celebration.

Ah, pastry stouts for the wine crowd are a thing now.  Take that, smug wine drinkers.