Can we get Savannah Guthrie to interview the two assailants to get their side of the story? I am certain that economic anxiety led to his and she can paint them as the true victims in this story. Yes people this is what happens when you allow white victimization to become normalized. Find these two and drop them in…

If you are that afraid and insecure in your home, you shouldn’t even get a shotgun.

All in all it’s just another baking the wall :/

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know there are hotter and more specialized, but the price and balance makes Tapatio the best everyday hot sauce.

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know…

Strategically make Hartsfield shut down 2 days before the Super Bowl, ensuring that the Patriots fans are kept out of Atlanta.

Getting arrested by the FBI to own Libs take a lot of dedication to the craft.

Oh, you guys! I have sex everyday since ‘ve been married!

The biggest and most pervasive myth in white supremacy movements (and male supremacy movements, for that matter) is perceived victimhood.

The very best evidence against the superiority of white people is the existence of the very people who argue in support of white superiority.

I want it to be true that Hannity was laundering Russian mobster money in Trump and Cohen’s shitty real estate deals.

You heard it here first. bellaluna, breaking stories and grossing you out, and you read it on Splinter first! 

Congrats, you’re the first!

Trump has an ass ring? Lots of people, good people, are saying it...

Purely anecdotal and from a white person but, I feel like there’s exactly two types of people who still even use that term: outright white racists and black people disparaging other black people for doing some shit they view as trying to cozy up to white america.

Right? If it’s a mistake it’s because you say it all the time. 

Are you implying that was some sort of summoning ritual?

I hope Vladimir Putin ends the fucking shutdown soon.

For the Trump administration, this is a feature, not a bug. 

Yeah, the experience of playing RDR Online has gotten me to realize that what I wanted was basically the Single-player campaign, but with a co-op option.