I’ve seen the same kind of change in my parents after they hit about 58. It’s probably not a coincidence that their Fox news viewing time spiked, they started watching live PD, and they got started on Facebook around that same time. That shit rots your brain but when you mix it with natural mental deterioration that…

Nah that’s just how these new school provocateur/troll types roll.  As long as somebody is talking about you, your name is out there and you’re relevant.   Hate clicks pay the same as love clicks.....   

Pretty sure the joke is playing off the trope of once you’re married (the husband) you no longer get blowjobs,  But she’s so happy about the Kamala endorsement that now she is willing to blow him 2-3 times in the same day.

“A lot of fantastic people have ass rings Of course I had it first. It’s the biggest and most fantastic ass ring anybody has ever had.  My voters love my ass ring its why we won so big”

Did we just become best friends?!?!?!?

* ass ring 

From the article:

Big wet boy must be sad about the polls so they had to try to cheer him up this morning.  

Him and Hannity officially became blood brothers at their last sleep over.  

The classic republican mantra of “it’s only a problem when it’s a problem for me”   distilled into it’s purest form 

Don’t worry King will be on Fox news as a contributor about 10 minutes after he spends his last day in DC.  You’re allowed to say the quiet part out loud there.    

Man, they really do think “Do you lock your doors?” and “does your house have walls?” are the ultimate mic drop arguments. There’s a whole lot of brain damage in this country.

A war with Iran would make Iraq and Afghanistan look like a cake walk. Seeing US warships sinking on national news is not something this country is clamoring for....

This. This 1000 times.

He was told by his handlers to “sweeten the deal” and well, here we are 

Very true but if you make something the CEO’s problem they will make it somebody else’s problem so it’s not an issue for them

Replace CEO’s with American businesses and you have something. Businesses of every size benefit greatly from the illegal labor. Nobody mentions it because nobody wants to admit that we are dependent on that cheap labor and the people that benefit the most from it make up the donor class. If this becomes accepted then…

I was balls deep in Red Dead Redemption 2 rather than watching Trump run the same shtick he’s been running for the last 4 years. Time well spent too as I finally tracked down that damn vampire

Don’t DeShatlips and the Republican controlled legislature here is already talking about their “concerns over the implementation” which is the same playbook they used to fuck up the medical marijuana amendment that passed here a few years back. I fully expect getting your voting rights back to be damn near impossible…

It’s because he reportedly laughs at Trumps racist jokes.  He’s Trump’s spirit animal