I’ll be honest, I don’t read the comments on the main page very often, so I probably have missed a lot.

 You’re behaving like a troll, but I’ll bite one last time. You don’t throw an accusation like “You vote with Trump all the time, so you have no credibility” out there at a sitting Senator unless you have some documentation to back it up.

We’re gonna need some receipts, hon.

HARD PASS.

Wait people are choosing bees over an ocean with fish in it? You guys know bees aren’t the only pollinators, right?

Right? This might blow their minds but...you can online shop for Sephora.

“If you were to ask three working pitmasters to describe barbecue sauce, each might provide completely different answers. A pitmaster in the eastern half of North Carolina would say it’s vinegar and pepper, while in northern Alabama it’s mayonnaise and apple cider vinegar, and in Kansas City it’s ketchup, molasses,…

That kind of gives a clue as to why Ant-Man, though — not a standout popular film, but the concept really suits a theme park.

Except it’s not. That’s like saying that having a Black Student Association at a college is racism. When an oppressed population creates a space for themselves for the purpose of addressing and correcting issues that affect them specifically, in a way that does zero harm to the oppressor population, it is not an -ism.…

What’s funny is that you think the sexism women see is only “perceived” but sexism you see is “blatant.”

It’s still Women’s Month, yes …? *looks at watch* Just wondering why this piece doesn’t have a JezeRoot tag for wider distribution …

Clinton’s plans, once Trump leaves office, are to sit outside his nursing home just to call him a bitch whenever he leaves his room.

She parses every word that comes out of her mouth because when she’s been honest she got attacked. I remember Original Recipe Hillary and all the shit she got. Those people are still beating up on her now.

Which Bernie (and most white progressives) still don’t get

It makes me very sad that a woman being confident and outspoken scares off the electorate and the same out of a man draws them in.

Trump won because America is racist.

The Splinter News version of this article will basically be the same, only with more demanding Hillary Clinton shut the fuck up, live in a hole in Siberia and never talk about anything political ever again. It will be written by a white woman who has no concept of irony of why it’s so dangerous to insist someone…