Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

probably one of these 3.

I’m...okay with this. Kinda not digging the implied jabs at Texas for the Revolution, but whatever. Texas history is absolutely fascinating, no matter which side you come down on.

As a Wisconsinite (at least spiritually if no longer geographically), I’m in favor of making our State Gun the same one that we’ve used to pound Illinoisans and Minnesotans for generations: the right arm of a competent quarterback.

LBJ would like to have a word with you.

I mean... when you scream from the high heavens that the party should say “fuck off” to mega donors and only accept small donations from college kids and your base, you’re going to realize that there won’t be money to spend on +20 Red Districts. I mean, I’d love for everyone bitching about the DNC/DCCC not spending…

Well there has been (Perez and Ellison both have prushed for it and hard) but a lot of people are still angry and won’t get over themselves. Biggest issues I’ve seen:

Imma let you finish, little girl, but The Last Unicorn stared down the scariest bull of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Toxic masculinity always shows up to ruin the party.

Dear Di Modica,

You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

ha ha ha. He put that enormous statue there without permission. It’s essentially the most famous piece of guerrilla street art and he’s upset that a little girl statue is ruining things? Even italian male artists are the fucking worst.

I assume everyone who was defending United so vigorously during leggingsgate because “THOSE ARE THE RULES” will also have no problem with this? Rules are rules, people, no matter how ridiculous, right?

Yeah - my understanding was the low turnout was more because the candidates were pretty similar (I’m not in the area so maybe I’m off about that). I don’t need a goddamn anarchist, I just want a Democrat (a real one).

This effect is not limited to the male Justices: the male advocates also regularly interrupt the female Justices. This is surprising, both because the Court’s guidelines explicitly prohibit advocates from interrupting Justices, and because the Chief Justice is supposed to intervene when this occurs.

Damn, you can post on Kinja from a 1953 suburb? That is amazing.

C’mon dude. With all the time saved by not shaving that neck-beard, you would think there’s time in the day to call your local rep.