STEP #15: Don’t do what I did and think pain is gain I’m going to push myself as hard as I can and then fuck up your achilles tendon and not be able to run the rest of the summer.

Theory:

That’s it, Nitelight62.
You just made THE LIST!

It’s also possible to the the truth in an empathetic and kind way. I have an acquaintance that is convinced she’s the harbinger of The Truth when really she’s just an insufferable person who thrives on attention and making other people feel bad about themselves.

A good friend knows whether it’s time to lie or time to tell the truth.

I think that’s what your butt looks like when you’re in world-class shape. Mine just looks like two, sad, chicken cutlets.

“If America does not stop supporting Abortion. The Judgement of God will hit bringing earthquakes, war, famine ,plagues &.economic collapse”

It’s so interesting that people don’t think women can make decisions about their own bodies but are somehow magically capable of raising a child, whether or not they wanted said child.

He’s the Pope, not God himself. He can only do so much.

Because Boston fans are delusional, perpetually aggrieved loons.

Nope. Deciding on the bottle for her perfume was the very least part of what she did to make that project a success. Parker spent years doing shitty, embarrassing jobs to climb her way into a position to get better ones. She worked hard, got help, and got lucky.

Dear Kylie,

Because Paul Rudd has chosen not to age and thus does not need a replacement.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

you’re gross.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

I like Ulta much better than Sephora.

I think if you said the words “trapper keeper” “LipSmackers” or “Lisa Frank” to any kids these day they’d have no idea what you were on about.

Or they’d think it was some weird sex thing.