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Finally, Mike Babcock escapes the vicious Detroit sports media for the sunny pastures of Toronto.

I think I can speak for the general public when I say that we'd rather watch cute kids than listen to NBA players answer whatever rote-ass question this jagoff would come up with.

So this movie really didn’t make you dumber for seeing it, you are just an OG Star Trek fan?

Yeah. I know you’re not supposed to say it—naive!—but not everyone masturbates.

like I said, to any story, there’s her story, his story, and then the truth.

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

On the down side, this seems pretty sexist.

These guys are like the Steely Dan of restaurant owners.

my tears of shame and regret have always worked for me

Now several young brides from Kilkenny

What?

Is “all day erry day” an acceptable answer seeing as how I haven’t had P in V sex in like a year??

Pro tip- if your takeaway from this awful story is to make it all about your own personal hurt dudefeels...you might not actually be as “nice” as you think you are.

Obviously we know that we have a better chance of being attacked by someone known to us. But that doesn’t mean, as evidenced by this example, that it never happens. We get attacked by strangers and by people who are known to us. What do you think the solution to that is? You bring up this idea to derail the current…

Replace “tea” with “blood of our enemies” and Perry’s women’s gathering sounds exactly like a Jezebel pitch meeting.

Commentator MizJenkins over at Gawker said it perfectly: When God Himself came to Earth as a human he chose woman as the vessel. He did not consult with any man, including Mary’s husband Joseph, in any way.

Artificial wombs are on the horizon?