Okay, fine. Maybe they can jump, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they should.
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“Even though tiger and I were together for years, it never seemed like we had a real relationship.”
“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”
No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”
If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.
You, sir, are a fucking idiot.
In college, I took a children’s lit class and did my final research paper on feminism and Nancy Drew. It’s juuuuust long enough ago that I don’t actually remember what I wrote, but I DO remember that choosing Nancy Drew as my topic was pretty much just an excuse to spend dozens upon dozens of hours rereading the…
Just wanted to chime in to say fuck you to everyone getting laid regularly. Yes, I am just jealous, and would almost literally kill to get fingered tonight.
Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference
and even urinate when humans allow them to.
So it’s an urn-dildo-music player-perfume atomizer. So you can fuck yourself with the ashes of your dead lover while music and scents waft out of your pussy.
MC Lyte is the truth. Plus Iggy (or perhaps Amethyst) never hid the fact that Iggy Azalea IS a character she created to escape as an artist, as many MANY other very famous hip-hop stars did in the past and ended up legends of the game...
From her old interviews, you know back when she was a flop nobody 2/3/4 years ago…
The handyman at the place I used to work was insanely hot, and my co-worker friend and I used to send each other inappropriate emails with links to panting women gifs about him all the time. Once, a woman from a different department, who was famously staid and humorless sent an all-staff email with instructions for…
I assumed Mark wrote this and thought SOMEONE CHECK ON ALLEN.
I’m terrible at hair too. I have long black hair that is wavy. Not curly enough to look nice, but wavy enough to look like a sea-hag if it’s humid. I straighten it, but it frizzes. I’m not even good at ponytails!!
get the ladybugs out of the room after he was gone all day and left the window open. we moved him to a different room and just waited for morning when the ladybugs left on their own. every surface was covered with ladybugs
Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.
She called herself an asshole 50 times during the damn thing, what more do you want?
I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…