SHE'S 26??!!! Jesus...I need to put down this donut and do something with my life.

This oughta be good.

I'm a longtime Jezebel reader and first-time (hopefully not the last time!) commenter. I did it specifically to respond to this posting about my former friend Doe Deere. I won't give away too many details, because I don't want to "out" myself.

Note to Representative Rhetoric: Planned Parenthood does not perform that type of procedure in South Dakota. Breast exams and pre-natal care and women's health services are not terrorism.

And all the people who miiiight acknowledge that her ptsd is real only because she's a veteran, but would otherwise dismiss it because it's "just" from sexual assault and that's disrespectful to people who've seen combat and blah blah. Those are my favorites. The ones who think they get to decide who gets to have ptsd…

A brief memo to my fellow humans:

Ugh, go away.

I hire people that just seem to fit in with the other employees, honestly, that's the most important thing to me, we can teach you how we need the job to be done, but you can't teach personality. When you spend 40+ hours a week with your co-workers, getting along with them is important.

I have lots of close friends.

Oh God, I'm so angry on your behalf right now. WTF.

Random story (And I swear I am not stalking you around Jezebel today).

Roses are red

I think Wishbone is refering to the other aspects of the relationship that are definitely those of an abusive relationship.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

Would pay top dollar to watch her legitimately destroy Justin Beiber on the basketball court.

Is it OK to punch anyone who pronounces it "Valentime's Day," no questions asked?

Unscientific opinion: at least a year

by Ari Schwartz