I liked Jamie a lot more before he started doing interviews.

BYE PHYLICIA.

I think a 30 year old getting an allowance from their parents takes them pretty much out of my "sexy" column.

First, his salary is not $120M. His contract might, over its six year lifetime, be worth up to $120M, assuming he doesn't retire due to injury, etc.

The Blanche DuBois voice is exactly how I would expect this woman to sound like

Oh god, the quote from the sushi chef about carefully laying his VERY expensive knife down afterwards to keep from damaging the blade. He clearly doesn't fuck around when it comes to the safety of his coworkers or the quality of his work.

Follow up question: Why does the man in my bed always take more of his share of the blankets even though he is hotter than me and presumably doesn't need them?

That sounds like the right texture, but it's also way less dense than either snow cones or Italian ice. While snow cones are made by essentially putting ice cubes through a blender (making little crunchy chunks), shave ice is made by taking a giant ice block and using a mechanical shaver to remove tiny, fluffy pieces.…

Unless it was necessary

i got the joker...because i picked lighthearted things and full of surprises in bed? is the surprise that he'd deffo murder me?

brb burning down the Buzzfeed office for categorizing Winter Soldier as a supervillain.

I was so lucky, cause I did exactly that at my last job... but the boss there was basically insane, so he didn't get that I'd quit and called me back 2 weeks later to fire me. Because he insisted on firing me, I was given severance.

Richmond resident and recent VCU Medical Center patient here—there was a "security breach" a few weeks ago when an employee donated a bunch of CDs with patients medical records/other information on them to a children's art program. Nothing happened and nothing will probably happen, but that's probably why they're…

The "I'm Literally Too Poor to Buy Food" Diet kept me svelt as hell in my early 20s.

I watched the entire first season yesterday. I am not ashamed of this.

I choose to interpret it as a sign of feminist alliance, miming a castration gesture in solidarity with rape survivors: a gesture that signals the importance of punishing offenders and standing up for victims. Or, they could just be happy as fuck that they beat the shit out FSU's felonious morons, thiefs & rapists.

you mean Frankenstein's monster?

Hey, at least he had the presence of mind to leave when he knew things weren't going to work out. And she's got the class and personality to turn it all around and grow from it. Good on them!

These are some of the best wedding photos I've seen.