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SEAN HANNITY WAS HAVING FUN. ALL CAPS MAKE READ EASY. STOP PARADE RAIN. #casualinclusionofhottopic

"This is one of those tragic situations where somebody is now without a home and for such a minor reason," said Frankfort Police Major Robert Warfel. "It's disturbing."

why didnt she just go out with him?

I feel like suing Dolly Parton gets you horribly bad karma.

I can't imagine how terrifying it must have been for this woman to have been gut shot in her own home, muster the strength to get to her balcony and scream that she had been shot and didn't want to die, then to bang on a neighbor's door and beg for someone to open the door and help her while she bled out onto the

Well of course it does, Billy. It's a statue of a big ol' bulging dick.

Apparently, Riverdale Rd is haunted.

signed up for an account after years of silent reading so I could +1 this

Always thought his favorite club would be Rangers.

Did you work hard for being this stupid? Or was it a gift from God? Or was it a divine talent that you honed through years of hard work?

one of the girls told a psychologist before a previous hearing that she talks to unicorns and Voldemort

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

prince harry doing good work makes me want to think about his butt even more than i normally do, tbh.

How the FUCK does someone have the gall to show up to a wedding they didn't RSVP to? As an anal-retentive, type-A control freak, this would make me blow a gasket.

If there was ever a time when "Republicans are dicks, Democrats are pussies, and Kim Jung is an asshole" was 100% accurate and appropriate, it's right now at this very moment.

The shootout may be dumb and bad to some, but I'd take it any day over a sudden death situation in the NFL. I immediately think about the Broncos vs Seahawks earlier this year when Manning led the Broncos down the field, scored and then converted a two point conversion with an impossible throw to D. Thomas, who toed

Sigh.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Perhaps your educator family member who talks shit about dead 12 year olds isn't the super coolest dude or lady either.

"It's pretty pathetic when athletes think they know the law. They should stick to what they know best on the field. The Cleveland Police protect and serve the Browns stadium and the Browns organization owes us an apology."

Right. Because nobody ever criticizes football players unless they are seasoned experts.