Nope, you're wrong. A lot of her songs are awesome.

They also rarely fail to fact check. TMZ is meticulous as hell.

I'm sorry, I can no longer look at him without the mental image of him jerking off real hard and finishing while loudly crying.

I saw Allison Janney in a bar onetime and she was wearing a leather moto jacket and had three hot young men with her and me and all my friends gasped simultaneously at the thrill of seeing her but none of us wanted to bother her so we just let her have her good time and it seems like a lot of fun to be Allison Janney…

But if these guys could get it on the reg, maybe they don't tag-team some poor girl in front of each other...

I guess I had the Patriots pegged wrong. I always assumed it would be Tom and Giselle getting the strap ons.

This is everything. I am thoroughly in love with this list. Also, I am tamping down my rabid fanboy a bit, but I just wanted to add to number 9 about Chibiusa and Mamoru. Feel free to correct, but I believe the whole purpose of the Black Moon Clan (at least in the Manga) was to rewrite history by going into the past…

I hope you're right because the reality of what I've published has just dawned on me and I am currently seized by fear.

Horton Fears He's Through

"Body diversity"? Oh please. These are competitive rowers; they're going to be tall and lean with big quads and lats. In my peak competitive rowing years (university and, briefly, national team) top men's eights averaged about 6'5", 200 lb., with very little body fat and freakishly huge lungs. You want body diversity?…

I wish I could star this five times, both because it was very much my reaction and for the perfect Arsenal gifs. God, I miss Giroud. That sexy French man needs to start playing again immediately.

My reaction to all of this went exactly in this order:

Q: How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None; they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

A former co-worker of mine left her own wedding reception to file paperwork to annull the marriage after her bridesmaid walked in on the groom getting a blowjob from one of the waitresses hired for the reception. I cannot even imagine.

Not so much "awful" as "bafflingly stupid", but while I was in the process of divorcing my first husband, his attorney called me up and left a long-winded threatening message on my answering machine. Yeah, the kind with a tape.

This is exactly the kind of riveting story I would expect from someone who ends up in Greeley as a destination.

I haven't had either, but while writing this, I got hungry for a cheesesteak in general.

Can actresses and supermodels stop doing this? You would not be on the cover of magazines if you were ugly, and you would not be allowed to be the star of big movies either, if you were ugly.

"They say it goes away but it doesn't." Indeed. As time goes by, it simply seems more and more unfair that we have to face this world without the ones we have lost.