Wow, I totally misread that as "minister". Woulda made for a slightly more dramatic story.

Never thought I'd say it, but Taylor Swift, I feel you. Nothing is worse when you don't really feel like dating anyone to have EVERYONE in your life coming up to you with, "Oh! I know a guy! He's single! You should totally date him!" You can appreciate the good intentions, but the underlying tone of "You need a…

Still my favorite:

#TeamMauve

"...but NOBODY TOUCHED HER..."

"You don't want to talk? You don't want to talk? Too ugly for you? Is it because I'm too ugly?"

Yeah, that's totally a compliment. That must be why watching it, even a second or third time, makes my skin crawl.

I'm just looking forward to seeing these two guys in the starting lineup.

Frat bro tone-deafness representing

Not. The Church hasn't argued with evolution in more than a half century.

Miniscule. It's nothing more than previous generations of Catholic theologians and popes have been saying just about since the theories of evolution and the big bang were first proposed.

Not that huge. Release some of the grays who have explained below.

Not at all. The Church has been down with Darwin and the BBT for decades.

not a big deal at all except for tone. The Big Bang was first theorized by Fr. Georges Lemaitre, a Jesuit priest and given the blessing of the pope almost immediately. In the midfifties the pope said that there's was no reason a catholic couldn't except Darwinism. Pope John Paul II said there was no debate and that…

"Females." Never fucking fails, neeever fucking fails.

I hate all of these kinds of catcalls, but I swear to zombie Jesus, the next time someone says that shit about, "Oh we can't be friends?" I'm gonna be like, "YUP. BESTIES. Let me tell you about what my husband said the other day/my period cramps/how shady someone was being on facebook." And then as they're objecting…

Where do you hear this, exactly? In your own shitty head? I have literally never in my fucking life heard a woman complain that she wasn't street harassed. And catcalling isn't conversation, it's harassment. That's not how relationships start, it's how men let women know they're being watched.

Here's the thing. In my experience, I NEVER, literally NEVER see men casually greet each other on the street unless they know each other. These men are throwing out seemingly harmless greetings in hopes you will turn and want to talk. Or they may just want a smile. Sorr,y but I only smile when I feel smiley, not…

I find it kind of odd when people assume that all relationships between celebrities are set up by publicists. Like. . .celebrities are interested in love and sex just like other people, and most of the people they interact with are other celebrities, is it so far-fetched that they might get together sometimes based on…

So this really surreal story comes from a combination of having a great memory and a lot of lucid dreams. Several years ago, I had a dream where I was walking down a generic town block and I got this crazy sense of deja vu. I realize that I've seen this block before, in a dream I had when I was 12. I look to my…