I don't have kids, so why should I not be allowed to have whatever the fuck I want in my home?

I always thought the future of pop music would look a little more like this:

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

You forgot to mention Karen Elson, but you get points for Milla Jovovich.

I don't know who "Madelaine Davies" is, but she sounds dangerous.

Celebrity Edition!

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

Their defense last year was already pretty good.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??^^

What kind of a fucking nerd is both a photographer and a philosopher?

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

I'm going to go ahead and defend my right to a ringtone. It's the guitar riff from "Layla" by Derek and the Dominoes. It sounds bad-ass. I work in a manufacturing environment with lots of loud sounds/vibrations and a little unexpected Layla makes me happy.

My sister passed on her Barbies to me when I was old enough to know not to swallow her high heels. I didn't like them much. I preferred the Easy Bake Oven and this horribly dangerous science set that had a gazillion jars of shit you don't want your kids playing with. Probably had a jar of asbestos in there. My…

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

Carrie was neither a whore nor a strong, smart woman. She was, however, a huge asshole.

Not to mention, this is some sorry ass body painting. I mean come on.

Nevermind. Not worth it

I seriously fail to see how it's fucking gross. I'm willing to bet that most people's urine is cleaner than the water coming out of their taps, and the water and urine all end up in the sewer system for treatment. It's not like urine just sits on your skin or shower surface and stays put. It gets rinsed away…