It was a fetish shoot for a friend who knew I was into S&M and wanted to show off her greyscale photo skills. I had a really pricy gag that locks with padlocks but has a hole in the ball part for comfort. It comes with attachments that stick in the hole - including a feather duster, ash tray, funnel, and yes toilet…

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

Everyone's too busy sexting to actually meet up and have sex.

Look. If you're an American who doesn't think the police treating peaceful protests in Ferguson with the level of invading a hostile enemy city is over reacting, I just don't know what to say to you. Obviously, you're an idiot.

Oh god I hope not. Watching the flight path on the seat back screen is the ONLY thing that keeps the plane in the air when I travel, I'm sure of it.

Can we sue them for constantly blathering about the Duggars like they are some sort of American royalty?

"Gwyneth Paltrow took the ice bucket challenge..."

i mean, jason will never be able to do better than the goddess that is britney jean spears, so he might as well get weird with it and drop all the way down to kris jenner.

Golf is not a sport. It's a skill. Add a time element or defense and it might be a sport.

We Cumberbitches know what pride Ben takes in doing the motion capture. I cannot wait for the behind-the-scenes pics of him slinking around like a giant feline. Tumblr may very well break.

As an Arsenal fan I am not too chuffed. I mean of course I hate that a great player like Fabregas went to Chelsea, like any other great player going to a rival. But I don't think Arsenal should've spent the money on him. We have plenty of creative midfielders and there were other needs on the team.

The league, seemingly unable to understand how concerts work

I have a ground floor apartment in a major U.S. city, sooooooooooooo.... this gives me a full-on case of the "icks" and the "scareds" and the *sobs*

This could severely backfire.

I try to respond to as many comments as I can and for some reason or another, this comment was one I felt like responding to. Probably because it was so patently ridiculous. Sometimes (not all the time) I like to speak to the trolls. Sometimes it turns out that they're not trolls but people who just didn't understand…

I fantasize about faking my own death all the time. Mostly because I want to see how people react to my passing because of that part in Tom Sawyer. Also because I am incredibly immature

I don't. But, yes, she had some truly lovely people that she dated. There was the married tow truck driver, the computer nerd who would just stick his penis though the opening in his underwear to have sex and didn't have sheets on his bed, the game store owner who make a Highlander joke as he climaxed during a BJ, the…

The last quote bums me out. Gal pal, this is not your fault. This guy sucks & him faking a suicide is not a respectful, mature, or even NORMAL way to end a relationship. He did you a favor. Yeesh. What an assbag.

I will probably be too exhausted from all the sex!

Actually, my partner is so pleased with the fact that I am sensitive and secure enough to write for Jezebel on the daily (about only the most important topics and never weird sex trends and puppies) that all we do is have sex and eat lunchables. And then I get paid for this!