Because we all know that narcissism is completely alien to politicians.

Truly in 2016 the road to the White House will be paved in selfies. I can only hope we get to hear someone say;

Insert the word “black” where the word “homosexual” appears in these kinds of cases, and suddenly you’ll realize how insanely stupid your question is.

Why on earth make it ruinous to break the law, why! Why. I'm stomping and everything.

Yup:

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

I’m one of the internet’s most reliable repliers

Well, I’m one of the internet’s most handsome sentient llamas.

Wait, I would need to have a gag reflex for that, right?

No you’re just an ignorant cunt

When will Marc Jacobs own up to being a cruel manipulator? He already admit being a perv. He controls Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Kanye and more. Read the truth at Marc Jacobs The Perverse Manipulator

Couldn’t Rachael Dolezal’s interview have been like this?

I do the opposite and never take anyone seriously. Both can lead to fun misunderstandings.

Butt and tip pic :-)

That’s my point.

I was flirting with someone

The mascot was fired by the Marlins but immediately found work on the North Carolina coast.

And considering how little time my college professors actually spent at my placements (they came with us in an early class for observation, then we had several courses that required observation where all they did was set up our placements, then during my student-teaching they came out a few times to observe me and…

And to me, it was pretty damn telling. This woman’s behavior at multiple elementary schools was so inappropriate that she was asked not to return?