I actually know a bit about what went on here, but can’t say a damn thing for professional and personal reasons. There is more going on that Jezebel is would have you think by their reporting of “ prof. fired for saying naughty words”.

If this was a guy you’d be celebrating.

Seems like he would want pants just so people don’t make fun of him for being a nullo (NSFW).

There was only one set of footprint because Zombie Jesus ate me.

“Younger. Cooler. Smarter. Edgier.”

Rock hard?

Maybe it is hidden in his rocky groin and pops out like a dog’s lipstick.

Also, if they wanted to appeal to a young demographic, only an old, uncool producer would come up with that slogan/tagline. It’s the kind of thing my mother would consider “appealing to the youth”.

Some pants, some pants, my kingdom for some pants.

But Stan Lee said that the Thing’s thing was also giant, orange and lumpy! What the fuck, studios! Your movie is going to suck now! I refuse to see it!

This is exactly the problem with this film. NOBODY WANTS AN EDGY FANTASTIC FOUR!

I believe it’s 1 more per month, not per year.

The fuck? I’m not anti psych meds in the least, but in this case it seems like there are a million things you could try over flibanserin to decrease your sexual self consciousness. Therapy, meditation, a nice massage, a glass of whiskey, some weed, maybe even just a new sexual sexual partner. Plenty of things sound…

So basically this thing is the pharmaceutical equivalent of my husband whispering “it’s okay to be a dirty girl” only with less efficacy and more unwanted side effects. Gotcha.

Human: what is immoral?

Rhymes with “GIF”.

Tyrese as John Stewart: I have a hard time thinking he is the best available actor for the role. In the few things I have seen him in, he has not displayed much acting ability, beyond having a pretty face. And his social media "hints" seem to be more self-promotion than emanating from actual sources.

Fine! I’m 6’1. Alright? You happy? But I’m 6’5 in heels.

Coincidentally, I just set my personal best in the 5K yesterday with a time of 15:25. Which is funny because I haven’t trained in 2 years. I’m just naturally athletic with long, lean muscular legs. Afterwards at the post race party I had 22 beers and at least 6 shots of Yeager and I broughy down the house with a…