Ah I get what you mean now. And I agree - I would have thought the drop would be more like what we saw with Ultron and Furious 7, up over 59% in both cases. For JW to be near 50% is saying a lot.

Needles in my spermatic cord? Oh, hell no.

“respectable $91 million”

If you consider 26 to be in your thirties, sure he was.

The man’s in his 30s. Give up on that dream.

Well, if they can have multiple Spider-Women running around, they can have multiple Spider-Men too.

Are you kidding me? Not Galette? The evidence in this video is DAMNING.

This is a clear human rights violation - anyone who shoots smartphone video in portrait mode should be made to answer for it. WE DEMAND PROSECUTION.

What’s the difference between a gifted short person and an STI?

If part of your job could involve kissing, this is doesn’t seem unusual to me.

If you’re being hired to, among other things, kiss people on the mouth on camera, it seems like a reasonable question.

This is a big deal

If you have the NBC number, I will give you $1001!

Emma Stone, duh.

If you are offended by movies wherein the plot demands everyone acts in the most ludicrously stupid way possible at all times - do not see this movie.

My dumbest pet peeve in the movie: That’s not how clicker training works. I’m weirdly okay with the fact that Pratt’s using a dog training method on Velociraptors, but he’s punching that clicker all the damn time. That’s just going to confuse the animals.

What about when Chris Pratt tells BDH that she can’t come along because she’s in heels, then BDH ties off her shirt and says something like, “There, happy?” which would be the most ridiculous part of the movie, except for the fact that it actually satisfies Pratt’s objection.

Did we see the same movie this weekend? It has been a long long time since I’ve seen such a well put together movie that suffers from having such a bloated budget. It was like watching a 400 lb gymnast stick a landing after a triple somersault.

A few things really bothered me in this movie that you didn’t touch on: