To be fair, they could still bring him back. If there was ever a case of “but we never saw the body”, this is it.

We also didn’t discuss my ability to carry multiple trays or my previous serving experience. It’s like they were concerned about something other than restaurant skill!

“Oops, I mis-clickedmis-clicked the Publish button! Eh, whatever, that’s close enough to peer review.”

Now, that’s a very interesting question, isn’t it?

Look! I can still shoot a bow! Just let me be the stern yet loveable mentor in the Hunger Games reboot!

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

Breaking News: Person isn’t hired after interviewing for job, and doesn’t like it.

Sorry, but I’m foggy on my 14th century Italian poetry. Which venal or mortal sin is it you commit to have to go to the Orlando-area Tilted Kilt?

Live by objectification, die by objectification.

A woman’s who’s strong, intelligent and muscular?

Color me SHOCKED that a restaurant that hires women based on their bodies would do such a thing.

Supreme Leader is just a regular leader with sour cream.

Supreme Leader Snork??

Yerp. All blind items point to cheating. And if you can’t trust blind items, what can you trust?

No, no, I think you misheard. It’s not Supreme Lord Snoke. It’s Supreme Lord Smoak.

I kinda want him playing a character with dots all over his face and a series of Sierpinski Triangles on his clothing.

I like Vanilla (ETA NSFW)