please, that guy eats eminems for breakfast.

Eminem was already a thing pls don’t bring back 2001.

Idiot, he’s not white. His real name is Ariyan Arslani

Eh, I might compete. I ain’t never came in last place before.

Smallest and biggest dick all wrapped into one. How DOES he do it?

gonna just sit outside the bar and tell passerbys “I’m not competing, so how you doin tho”

Isn’t that how they taught Trinity to fly a helicopter?

Similar idea yes. But mine comes with optional “thought pizzas”.

When I taught, I got called into the office when a parent caught me buying beer and tampons at the grocery store.

as they’re “still in the process of getting in contact with the parent who saw the posts.”

In my experience, those who blow off steam with funny/mean gripes are usually the best teachers by miles. It’s the humorless dumb ones who are the classroom Nazis.

I disagree with the alleged scientific consensus that Jimmy is not a shit. As long as you present both sides equally, teach the controversy.

If a PINTEREST page is the biggest worry for your child’s education, you’ve got a great fucking school system.

I find people who share someecards embarrassing so I understand this parent’s concern.

I get now that you said pap like paparazzi but I totally read it as pap smear, like welp if a pap happens, someone's bound to snap a pic. Lol.

Restrooms, locker rooms, changing rooms, etc., are public places that - because of the purpose of their use - provide the users a reasonable expectation of privacy according to law.

Why is everything a fucking ‘challenge’. There is no challenge here. Fogging the mirror challenge next?

This is just about 17 copies of the same t shirt photograph and somehow I think that makes this post better.

Yeah, no. You don’t make me part of your sub/dom sexual play without my consent. There are fairs and clubs for that.