Kryptonians are born with extra holes in their ears.

please, that guy eats eminems for breakfast.

Eminem was already a thing pls don’t bring back 2001.

Idiot, he’s not white. His real name is Ariyan Arslani

Being a UK-dweller, I’ve not got much frame of reference for the US networks, I’ve no idea what they’re like. Other than HBO=Good ;)

I was watching Episode 3 of Daredevil last night, and got to wondering (a) who the fight choreographer is and (b) what other movies/shows he’s working on. Turns out his name is Philip J. Silvera, and he’s currently working as fight choreographer for a little film called Deadpool (and did the same for the sample…

Eh, I might compete. I ain’t never came in last place before.

Smallest and biggest dick all wrapped into one. How DOES he do it?

gonna just sit outside the bar and tell passerbys “I’m not competing, so how you doin tho”

Isn’t that how they taught Trinity to fly a helicopter?

Similar idea yes. But mine comes with optional “thought pizzas”.

Kinky.

Needs more teeth

Headline: “Marvel changes character for diversity, chooses wrong diversity. Comic book fans remain impossible to please.”

When I taught, I got called into the office when a parent caught me buying beer and tampons at the grocery store.

In my experience, those who blow off steam with funny/mean gripes are usually the best teachers by miles. It’s the humorless dumb ones who are the classroom Nazis.

I disagree with the alleged scientific consensus that Jimmy is not a shit. As long as you present both sides equally, teach the controversy.

If a PINTEREST page is the biggest worry for your child’s education, you’ve got a great fucking school system.

I find people who share someecards embarrassing so I understand this parent’s concern.