So, what’s the solution? Force people who are not white to take jobs that they don’t want? As stated in this piece, the people aren’t there because they are going for higher paying, higher status jobs. Are we to say, “No, you can’t be a doctor or a lawyer like you want and dream. We need to you to be a teacher?” That…

I mean you could pretty much insert any profession other than teaching and there will be racial disparity.

I see what you did there.

Blimey!
Enough time has passed
Now is the time
Go for it
Hillary
And
Zap
Into the Presidential race

Baz Lurhmann is the king of empty aestheticism. I don’t trust him one bit.

This president takes more time to “evolve” than a fucking army of Eevees with only one Fire Stone between all of them.

I would content myself with boring celebrities if only pop culture would work in more Greek myth references.

Didn’t stop us though. :)

When I was your age, young lady, it was considered poor manners to address one’s elders in such a tone, or with such profanity.

Ah, if only she knew how much 17 (depressingly) feels like yesterday.

Obligatory.

Pat Robertson was actually conceived through subway frottage. That’s why his name is Pat.

Also: bubonic plague.

Bendis should write the script. So much dialogue.

"I actually CAN taste the difference between Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper."

I always knew he’d be potty trained one day.

Hey,

I’ll take that bet.

Some of the shit he said on Twitter was genuinely awful, and it wasn’t “idiotic” to be off-put by it. That one about fat chicks? It wasn’t even a joke... it was just pointing and laughing at fat women. It wasn’t trying to be clever or witty or anything: it was just fucking mean.