Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

bruh. we're on the same side.

Yes. Joan Rivers, despite being not that funny and somewhat cruel in her later years, was Johnny Carson's constant guest host, and may have taken over for him if it wasn't for her going to FOX for her own late night show. Whitney Cummings has less than a 1/100th of Joan Rivers charisma or talent at her prime.

Uh...didn't Joan Rivers do this decades ago? And a better show at that?

Great! Now we just need to get someone good to host the show.

She fucking sucks ass.

Yeah but it's Whitney Cummings. No one else was available? No one? How about someone from the studio audience?

"Women are mostly found in daytime TV. I personally would never want to do a daytime show because I look better at night, and I can't cook."

This article is just dripping with hypocrisy.

According to TMZ, Tamika Fuller (pictured above on the far right) says the rapper-cum-actor initially wanted her to abort their daughter Cai Bridges when she told him she was pregnant. Fuller says he "offered her $10,000 and a house if she lost the baby."

Aren't evaluations like that anonymous?

I think you mean Interstellar...?

A movie about women, produced by by mainly "white lady producers" (btw, is "white " meant to be as an insult, one might know?), but OMG, someone with a penis will direct it! So let's all heap a big pile of dung on this project, proactively!

So even when a film about women is created, people will still complain.

What bomb shelter was Ben hiding in?

It has the sales staff at theaters busy. They're all tied up.

Look, I have never been a fan of the Greek system but the school punished them for something that never happened.

Freedom of associating is a constitutional right, yes. As is engaging in a lawful behavior.

Wait, I thought she was besties with Clinton Cumming.

Definitely Bennett Miller for Foxcatcher. I haven't seen it, but I have seen several tepid reviews that praise the acting (hence Carrell and Ruffalo nods) but call the overall result underwhelming. Plus, it wasn't even nominated for Best Picture. So the movie wasn't worthy but his direction was just so great? Nah.