“Next, I’ll write a medical op-ed based on our experience raising Moses in a healthful environment. You may think this would be the usual mommy blogger anti-vaccine, anti-circumcision, breast-is-only screed, but fear not! We subscribe to a vaccination process where you introduce the children to naturally grown,…

Kanye’s face says “I don’t want to do this, but I know I have to”.

That’s a “best of all worlds” type answer.

Where is the “length that means I don’t have to cough up a hairball after” option?

Eh, like most things it depends on the guy. I think a more in shape guy can pull hairless off better than a less in shape guy.

Not gonna say :p

Honestly I was expecting it from the pacing, Gordo hadn’t gotten a hit in in a while. But I liked who it really was.

Ah. I was expecting something like that there, so it didn’t surprise me. But I can see that.

What was there besides the dog and the shower that got you?

But while the jump scares in this Jason Bateman vehicle are plentiful,

At least I know it doesn’t matter how deep my love is, Calvin Harris won’t drag it out of the closet.

In the words of Natasha Vargas-Cooper, “If it’s true, you publish”. Say that again, Natasha?

Hey, remember that time you posted that kid from this band’s nude photo without his permission? Good times, good times!

I’m just wondering what the GM office is like today. Bobby, fill us in, inquiring minds want to know!

Yeah, I don’t need you or your stupid accolades! Why do I seem to care about them so much of I don’t need them? Fuck you, motherfuckers, that’s why!

“Holmes will now enter the death penalty sentencing phase, but let’s be frank about this: if he was any color besides white, he’d be almost three years in the ground.”

So it’s the greys? Actually it’s better than the greys, you have to log in to see it.

Or a blaxploitation-style pimp.

But what about their dicks?

Ohhh I didn’t consider Team Ina as an option. I was thinking only in terms of Bourdain v. Fieri