We’re told his contract calls for him to get paid ... as long as he cooperates when, and if, producers need him. Even if they end up editing him out, he gets his money.

I always just go to the homepage, see who looks hot in the video preview, and start spanking.

Wasn’t that info apparent in the last minutes of the last season?

Oh sure, I don’t blame her. I just don’t think it’s shocking that someone would side-eye the general situation.

I’m trying to reconcile the idea that someone born with it could sell it in a jar in a “beauty campaign”. If you were born with it, you can’t sell it in a jar. If you can sell it in a jar, you weren’t born with it.

My God, my wheels!

Sorry, but Janet needs to Weiss up here. This was weak.

I will not deny it.

Have you checked their Twitter and Instagram? Do they post sufficiently socially minded things from exciting places, with all of the proper filters? They do?!?! I think we got a star here!

HAHAHAHA Like Huge Actman has ever been near a vagina. You’re funny.

No shit. Unless she got menopausal and and realized she missed the boat, which isn’t unheard of. But I don’t think it’s likely.

Charles Manson Is Definitely Guilty, But What If He Isn’t?

Charles Manson Is Definitely Guilty, But What If He Isn’t?

I’ve always suspected it’s not exactly willing.

I’m sure she’ll continue on to the same levels of professional success as Joy Behar, Meredith Vieira, Star Jones, Debbie Matenopoulos, Lisa Ling, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie O’Donnell, Sherri Shepherd, and Jenny McCarthy.

So Scott Disick’s using shifting attention from his private life to his professional one in an attempt to make money? sniff sniff He’s always been a Kardashian at heart!

I only want one night, together in our arms

Ok you watched the first movie, so how are they going to do her as the woman that gets between the bros. Because...they sure aren’t bros.

I don’t understand.

Due to constantly being misunderstood..