And you could be getting even more of those seeds in Agents of SHIELD!

Vista Corp? I wonder if they’re any good. A Buena Vista, if you will.

I only want one night, together in our arms

Probably at D2whatever, the Disney corporate show.

Your favorite TV actors all together on one panel: David Anders (iZombie), Yvette Nicole Brown (The Odd Couple), Wendi McLendon-Covey (The Goldbergs), Norman Reedus (The Walking Dead), Eliza Taylor (The 100), Ming-Na Wen(Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.), and Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones)

Ok you watched the first movie, so how are they going to do her as the woman that gets between the bros. Because...they sure aren’t bros.

I don’t understand.

Due to constantly being misunderstood..

I was thinking more like not look at his face by shoving it in a pillow, but eh that works too.

Here’s an example of not rape:

The startling part of Colorado’s success is the magnitude. They’ve had more success than any other program, to the author’s knowledge.

It can be both.

Justin Bieber is Grade-A Hate Fuck material.

Eww that’s not what the belly button is for at all!

Lily Allen is on a road trip after collapsing in Glastonbury last week. Did she collapse due to heat exhaustion? Did she collapse because she was, as The Sun suggested, “wasted”?

Wow I’m glad the FORMER AG feels like this. If only there was a time when he could have exercised some influence. You know, within the last couple years.

But now that teens aren’t burdened by a child how can we teach them to despise their own sexuality?

SHOTS FIRED!

Wait wait wait. Is that Youtube video a pirated grab from the official site? Because if so, bad form Hope.

Jada Pinkett Smith says Will Smith has her “on lockdown.” I want a three-hour documentary about their marriage.