Every one? No. Just the ones that bring their bigotry to people trying to go about the normal course of their lives.

Remember when assholes made this same argument about interracial marriage? And society told them fuck no, and they got over it? Good times.

That’s nice, but how many emails to Houma do you think it took to get that posted?

That or a desire to breath.

No no, you only choke if oral is involved and he’s reaaaaaally big.

“People buck naked, people doing sex out in open,” said another concerned resident.

Hey that’s not very nice. It takes a lot of knowledge to be this cunty.

Why not rosebudding? Because it sounds painful and I don’t care if people like it nope nope nope.

Nope, I can handle docking, maaaaaaaybe knotting, but not rosebudding.

NOOOOO STOP STOP IT LALALALA

Ah that never gets old.

Gibson became one of the Internet’s most famous healthy living bloggers

Yeah, but cops are waaaaay more likely to get called!

It’s an old story, but I don’t remember him doing so. It’s possible he did and I missed it though.

About what? The glory of the internet? Or Marc Jacons’ butt? Or the guy with no butt?

But then, I’ll never experience the glory of thousands of essentially uninterested parties deliriously evaluating the appeal of my ass.

Well yeah, but a butt’s a good starting point!

Meh tone and text and all that, you know. I was willing to take it at face value because I’ve known a couple of very sheltered types.

Oh sweet, sweet, innocent Annie.

That’s the glory of the internet, isn’t it?