One of my favorite parodies of it.

Who says I don’t already?

I’m glad you think I’m well endowed, but I swear it’s not THAT big.

What do you think the mohel was up to?

That’s brilliant.

Oh shit.

I was vaccinated by a mohel 7 days after my bottle-feeding mother gave birth to me through c-section. How fucked am I, according to Jim Carrey?

Exactly. Being banned from one of those elementary schools directly impacts her ability to do the duties she’s required as an instructor at the university.

She stands for the America the average conservative claims they stand for. She stands for liberty and equality.

...but would he be able to do that while Giant-Man sized? Think about that situation for a second.

Yes! I’ve also heard that the scene with him in a helicopter is supposed to be part of an extended action sequence. They way they tease how they play with the size change gimmick is just too fun!

Right? I bet it’d be very chuckle-worthy.

I’m so hype for this movie. An Edgar Wright script, punched up by Peyton Reed and Paul Rudd to match their style, Haley Atwell shows up, Evangeline Lily supposedly doing...spoilery things I’ve heard rumblings on. Shout outs to other...spoilery things to give depth to the world and set up future titles. The action…

This just struck me as an unusual sentence to add to the statement,

The AAUP says they’ve examined the documentation of the faculty hearing Buchanan underwent, which says that while she used “profanity, poorly worded jokes, and occasionally sexually explicit jokes in her teaching methodologies,” there was no evidence that she directed this behavior “against any particular individual,…

Should I circumcise my son?

Yeah, but how many of them ALSO made a 2-story jump afterward?

I’m not saying that they do. I’m saying people who vote for one party tend to do it over and over again.

I’m talking about the voting along part lines part.

He’s not going to get the nomination either if he keeps up with all of the “reach across the aisle” “compromise” talk. Romney wasn’t wrong with his 47% talk, at least in terms of the concept. Most people vote on party lines. You need someone that motivates bases. It’s why Christie won’t win the nomination, it’s why…