Relaxed fit, people. Relaxed fit.

What, someone to defend him against the defamation suit? Not much, probably, their case for defamation is pretty weak.

You shut your goddamn mouth and show Black Panther some fucking respect.

You mean the one that makes them billions of dollars over and over again?

Since first posting this article, we’ve revised it to reflect the unconfirmed nature of the story, on which we based ours.

I’m saying wank sounds like yank, and yank sounds painful.

Eh too close to yank for my taste.

I’m fond of “rub one out” as a gender neutral euphemism.

It’s a fantasy Adam Sandler lives every day, sadly. I respect the man, in a way. His movies are excuses to write paychecks for friends and go on vacations. Every one is panned critically but makes enough money to justify it's existence, because some idiot will always laugh at a raunchy grandma falling down. He’s…

So here’s the thing that I always struggle with in these situations. We all agree that a woman should have the right to an abortion. We all also agree that there’s some deadline, a point after which a woman no longer has the right to terminate that pregnancy.

“minimal 78 minutes”

Oh no you don’t, I saw how this worked out for the Fox News mole! You can’t buy me off with an extra dollar!

Well I don’t.

I mean... you don’t actually believe that, do you?

Kerry Washington?

While it’s considered unethical to pay a source or interviewee in the world of written media,

The First Amendment says what?

No, I’m sorry. That may be what Hillary meant, but that’s not what those words mean when placed in that order.

On Wednesday, Mindy Kaling stopped byGood Morning America to promote her newInside Out voice acting role as the emotion “Disgust.” And—well—it was true to character.

So how long until someobe starts a Twitter campaign to boycott Mindy, proving Jerry Seinfeld right again?