I sat through all of her scenes in Jurassic Park last night going “uggghh what was she in!!!” Just could not place her.

And way to give him free advertising, Mark Shrayber.

How come I never get invited to sex parties?

But that idea is undermined in the movie itself, so it doesn’t work.

Well at least she’s picking something in the Bible God’s been known to actually do. Stop worshiping Baal and that drought will clear right up!

The human characters basically don’t work, the movie wallows in nostalgia, and the story is murky.

The image is relatively NSFW

Thaaaaaat’s right.

Eh, you had the right idea. Close enough in my book!

Was that Billy’s mom or Rob Riener’s mom?

Mhmm. There’s always some idiot who ignores the fall in the Rise and Fall story.

IIRC we see where he winds up in the books. Though I may be misremembering.

To guys, they’re hilarious, they’re heroes.

In the same way getting your jaw wired shut is an effective weight loss plan, sure!

Nope, Unsullied are cut “root and stem” to my understanding. (they don’t have balls)

harvested from a donor and augmented with abdominal skin

It’s not a stereotype if she’s basing it off her actual experience.

Hey look, it turns out being an annoying asshole has very little to do with a person’s gender, or dress size! A shocking revelation to some, I know.

Can we reframe this?

...but that’s not even a funny joke.