I sat through all of her scenes in Jurassic Park last night going “uggghh what was she in!!!” Just could not place her.

And way to give him free advertising, Mark Shrayber.

How come I never get invited to sex parties?

Well at least she’s picking something in the Bible God’s been known to actually do. Stop worshiping Baal and that drought will clear right up!

The image is relatively NSFW

Eh, you had the right idea. Close enough in my book!

Was that Billy’s mom or Rob Riener’s mom?

Mhmm. There’s always some idiot who ignores the fall in the Rise and Fall story.

To guys, they’re hilarious, they’re heroes.

In the same way getting your jaw wired shut is an effective weight loss plan, sure!

Nope, Unsullied are cut “root and stem” to my understanding. (they don’t have balls)

harvested from a donor and augmented with abdominal skin

It’s not a stereotype if she’s basing it off her actual experience.

Hey look, it turns out being an annoying asshole has very little to do with a person’s gender, or dress size! A shocking revelation to some, I know.

Can we reframe this?

...but that’s not even a funny joke.

So she ate vegan for 3 weeks and now she eats more plant stuff and less animal stuff, in general. That’s actually an effective, maintainable lifestyle change. But not very flashy.

What the actual fuck, Erin?

My job isn’t to make great women; my job is to make a great fucking show

I’d say they’re going for something like this. Except by also throwing in the chains they’re showing how something she loves has bound her.