There better be a scene where we get his perspective on freeballing in denim. Because I don’t understand why someone would want to do that.

It’s just that if he does take less than three months, the woman won’t be able to take that time, it’s reserved for him.

It’s like you don’t understand how work works. Saying a man needs to take 3 months off or no months off is not feminist. Equality is equality is equality. Period.

“The only way the family is punished is by a reduction of overall paid parental leave.”

So they “get” an extra month of paid leave like I “get” to pay taxes every year. This isn’t feminism.

I was going to take this seriously for a sec, then I saw most of this was copied/pasted from Reddit. And if Tracy gives so few shits, why should I?

Sure, but I wanted an example in the last decade.

Mr. O’Malley insist they are not trying to play up Mrs. Clinton’s age (she is 67).

They probably pour it over the actress’ bodies before bottling it. I think I’ve seen this before, actually. Too lazy to look it up tough. That’s your job, Shrayber,

Really, no one cares because Spotify is, like, right there.

Different times, different outcomes.

Has anyone black and famous gotten their asshole eaten recently? Nicki Minaj? Azelia Banks?

Well sign me up for that coup de grace, then.

“I didn’t even get to talk about my bubbly personality,” she says, a little sadly.

Ben Affleck staving off career death? lol no, he’s locked as Batman for a few movies. Plus he’s got directing. Dude’s not going anywhere.

Whoa whoa whoa, no need to rush headlong into divorce, Ben and Jen! You should try to spice up your sex life first! Maybe try a threeway! With me!

All I know is this process needs to be decided completely within 6 weeks.

Oh, good answer!

Speaking of needing an editor, will that union deal finally get you folks one? If so, might just be worth it.