So they “get” an extra month of paid leave like I “get” to pay taxes every year. This isn’t feminism.

I was going to take this seriously for a sec, then I saw most of this was copied/pasted from Reddit. And if Tracy gives so few shits, why should I?

Sure, but I wanted an example in the last decade.

Mr. O’Malley insist they are not trying to play up Mrs. Clinton’s age (she is 67).

They probably pour it over the actress’ bodies before bottling it. I think I’ve seen this before, actually. Too lazy to look it up tough. That’s your job, Shrayber,

Really, no one cares because Spotify is, like, right there.

Different times, different outcomes.

Has anyone black and famous gotten their asshole eaten recently? Nicki Minaj? Azelia Banks?

Well sign me up for that coup de grace, then.

“I didn’t even get to talk about my bubbly personality,” she says, a little sadly.

Ben Affleck staving off career death? lol no, he’s locked as Batman for a few movies. Plus he’s got directing. Dude’s not going anywhere.

Whoa whoa whoa, no need to rush headlong into divorce, Ben and Jen! You should try to spice up your sex life first! Maybe try a threeway! With me!

All I know is this process needs to be decided completely within 6 weeks.

Oh, good answer!

Speaking of needing an editor, will that union deal finally get you folks one? If so, might just be worth it.

It’s identity marketing. It’s why choosy mom’s choose Jif. It’s why there’s an all-female Ghostbusters remake. It’s why there’s an all-male Ghostbusters remake. It’s why a character in the Supergirl pilot literally says “Finally, a hero my daughter can look up to!”. Marketers know saying their underwear is for…

That’s right. But you have to remember this: a lot of people are very happy to stuff their faces with bland, featureless filler. You’ll never go broke underestimating the taste of the common people, stuff like that.

I’d like to think that no political candidate (regardless of party) would cover up a staffer’s rape for any reason

Ah I see what you’re saying. But I don’t necessarily agree with that, either. They’d have to have heard rumors to know to start looking, and if it was limited to 3 maybe 4 staffers, I can see this being the first inkling.