Well sign me up for that coup de grace, then.

“I didn’t even get to talk about my bubbly personality,” she says, a little sadly.

Ben Affleck staving off career death? lol no, he’s locked as Batman for a few movies. Plus he’s got directing. Dude’s not going anywhere.

Whoa whoa whoa, no need to rush headlong into divorce, Ben and Jen! You should try to spice up your sex life first! Maybe try a threeway! With me!

All I know is this process needs to be decided completely within 6 weeks.

Oh, good answer!

Speaking of needing an editor, will that union deal finally get you folks one? If so, might just be worth it.

It’s identity marketing. It’s why choosy mom’s choose Jif. It’s why there’s an all-female Ghostbusters remake. It’s why there’s an all-male Ghostbusters remake. It’s why a character in the Supergirl pilot literally says “Finally, a hero my daughter can look up to!”. Marketers know saying their underwear is for…

That’s right. But you have to remember this: a lot of people are very happy to stuff their faces with bland, featureless filler. You’ll never go broke underestimating the taste of the common people, stuff like that.

I’d like to think that no political candidate (regardless of party) would cover up a staffer’s rape for any reason

Ah I see what you’re saying. But I don’t necessarily agree with that, either. They’d have to have heard rumors to know to start looking, and if it was limited to 3 maybe 4 staffers, I can see this being the first inkling.

I’m willing to say that it wasn’t Hillary, if only based on the theory that we probably would have heard about it by now, given the fact that she can’t even take a dump that has corn in it without the conservative media analyzing it.

Still no.

That’s just JK Trotter. He’s been trying to out Shep Smith for years. It was JK Trotter, wasn’t it?

Thank you, Bruce Jenner, for breaking down barriers and proving that—no matter what your gender—you can still be a total asshole.

it will be the first time in nearly 7 years she’s off probation.

It’s worth a rewatch.

John Wick is great, I’m very excited that they greenlit the sequel.

And that’s how they taught Neo Kung Fu. Whoa.

I like how you think.