Fractal Man! You were Andy Serkis all along?!?!

POP POP!

I want the final Infinity War movie to end with Scarlet Witch saying “No more movies” the screen fading to white, finally revealing Jeremy Renner begging a director for a job.

It’s always about merchandise. That’s where the money is. The profits Marvel makes from the box office of a movie like Avengers, though large, is a pittance next to the billions they make on merchandise. It’s why anyone with a keen eye should have known Sony was willing to play ball with Spider-Man years ago, with the…

All I know is this process needs to be decided completely within 6 weeks.

Oh, good answer!

Speaking of needing an editor, will that union deal finally get you folks one? If so, might just be worth it.

It’s identity marketing. It’s why choosy mom’s choose Jif. It’s why there’s an all-female Ghostbusters remake. It’s why there’s an all-male Ghostbusters remake. It’s why a character in the Supergirl pilot literally says “Finally, a hero my daughter can look up to!”. Marketers know saying their underwear is for…

That’s right. But you have to remember this: a lot of people are very happy to stuff their faces with bland, featureless filler. You’ll never go broke underestimating the taste of the common people, stuff like that.

I’d like to think that no political candidate (regardless of party) would cover up a staffer’s rape for any reason

Ah I see what you’re saying. But I don’t necessarily agree with that, either. They’d have to have heard rumors to know to start looking, and if it was limited to 3 maybe 4 staffers, I can see this being the first inkling.

I’m willing to say that it wasn’t Hillary, if only based on the theory that we probably would have heard about it by now, given the fact that she can’t even take a dump that has corn in it without the conservative media analyzing it.

It 100% is.

I stopped worrying about Game of Thrones name spellings a looooong time ago! Jons, Robbs, Arryns, Daenerys. Life’s too short to try to get that right every single time!

Still no.

That’s just JK Trotter. He’s been trying to out Shep Smith for years. It was JK Trotter, wasn’t it?

I’m sure. I’m hoping we get some Breanne excitment in the next couple episodes, personally.

I don’t! That’s why I said maybe!

Thank you, Bruce Jenner, for breaking down barriers and proving that—no matter what your gender—you can still be a total asshole.

it will be the first time in nearly 7 years she’s off probation.