You mean “most men know all of that shit is wrong, and never, ever do it.”

Some people like porn going on in the background while they work. People like Patrick Bateman.

But Disney dicks, THAT was a good use of everyone’s time.

Waaaah waaaaah stop liking what I don’t like!

Maybe some people don’t want to open up like that in a public setting. It’s perfectly reasonable.

Sometimes what’s in your heart is “I can’t, I just can’t. Why God?” And that’s not exactly eulogy appropriate.

He better, because if he took up nearly a year of Miles’ story on a crappy resurrection mystery just to do nothing, I’ll be very disappointed.

That’s right. And that’s only been in the last few issues. As far as I know, he’s still about 16

For completionists, The Wolverine Blu-Ray is also $15 on Amazon.

For completionists, The Wolverine Blu-Ray is also $15 on Amazon.

Well I don’t remember if it was the first try! But the joke was worth it.

In one comic book iteration they do, and Peggy gets pregnant, and that son is the only living example of the results of the Super Soldier serum. You can imagine how poorly that turned out for him.

You know why they do that? Because those profiles work.

Stop, the thought of Scalia-Thomas 69 is too much for me to handle!

I’m glad to hear there’s finally some same-sex oral going on in the place.

You feel like a failure because you failed. You didn’t consider other people might feel as much responsibility for their own children as you do for yours, so you said something that made people doubt your ability to care for their kids.

Well, they still watch Grey’s Anatomy, so I already know they’re crazy.

I watched this in theaters a couple of weeks after it was released. It was very fun. One of the best comedies I’d seen in a while. It’s having an audience to laugh with that really makes it worth while.

Hooters’ wings are too greasy. They have decent chicken sandwiches, though. Also, I see more titillating attire walking around an average mall nowadays.

You know some people aren’t capable of having their own children biologically, don’t you?

She agreed to have this baby, then tried to back out. I think “no backsies” on paternity/maternity is a good general rule, regardless of the genetic markers involved.