I watched this in theaters a couple of weeks after it was released. It was very fun. One of the best comedies I’d seen in a while. It’s having an audience to laugh with that really makes it worth while.

Hooters’ wings are too greasy. They have decent chicken sandwiches, though. Also, I see more titillating attire walking around an average mall nowadays.

You know some people aren’t capable of having their own children biologically, don’t you?

She agreed to have this baby, then tried to back out. I think “no backsies” on paternity/maternity is a good general rule, regardless of the genetic markers involved.

Uh huh. Look. I’m already having a hard enough time keeping the government out of my vagina, ok? I don’t need them all over my tampons. No, thanks.

Don’t know. Don’t care.

Buy? No I’d never buy it. Accept it as the most extravagant gift of all time? Absolutely.

Because they have thousands of acceptable interactions for every shitty one.

That’s what I keep telling my boyfriend. “Dude, I know you’re gay. You sucked my dick last night. You don’t need to wear a glitter jacket. It gets everywhere. It’s just exhausting.”

In what way?

“And I think if you really read it, you’ll understand it.”

Michele Bachman’s corporeal form vanishing from this material world in an instant, while the rest of us are left behind? If only we were that lucky.

Nope, got it backwards. They’d have to follow you, not the other way around.

Users can now send DMs to any of their followers, even if they don’t follow back.

Did it have something to do with him blaming her for his cancer on having oral sex with her? Remember how that was really rude and probably not even true? Whatever.

Oh man, that reply. Totally not written for them by the campaign.

Ohhhhhhhh my God, I forgot about this. They moved The Soup to Friday and it’s all messed up my viewing schedule.

He didn’t stay out of it?

Oh, this sounds like it would be at just the right level of pop culture, trash, and unabashed insanity to interest me. I’ll watch a couple.

I went to high school with a chick that dated Nick Lachey briefly in the late 00’s. Didn’t hear any juicy rumors though, sadly.