Nope. I don't think he's even had a line, and he's on Real SHIELD board. I mean, that's basically proof he's a mole, right?

A rumor is circulating that former Ghostbuster Ernie Hudson is in talks to play King T'Chaka, the father of T'Challa. The rumor is from unconfirmed sources, so as ever, take it with a pinch of salt.

That's a very possible one, but I still think they'll reveal beardguy is actually a mole for someone. Maybe Hydra, maybe Stark?

Michael Jackson, as in Thriller, Beat It, etc. Michael Jackson? That’s a...pretty weird rumor there.

It’s definitely unfair that women pay more for long-term care insurance than men. It’s also unfair that women, statistically speaking, live longer than man. The only fair solution is to charge everyone the exact same rate, and kill every person who lives to 77.4 years of age.

What does Hulk think of this remake?

Kenny Leon will direct the remake...

Meh. Typos.

Fair enough, fair enough.

Right right, that's what I'm saying. The version in Afterlife avoids needing a temple somehow.

I mean, what's in it that relevant to the story. Particular people, particular places, that sort of stuff.

Uh huh, sure. Fox greenlit the Deadpool movie almost exclusively on internet thirst. Also I absolutely don’t believe there’s been no talks at all. I’m guessing they have a deal, and he’s playing mute until they can make an announcement, probably closer to Spectre’s release.

(If I could have cool earthquake powers and make water do awesome shapes, and people promised that I'd be able to control them, I would be in.)

Those are much too large for cum rags. A proper cum rag is washcloth sized. That way you can hide it inconspicuously in a drawer when necessary.

Well yes, but they’re made for canning, so that material is almost certainly fine. What you really need to be careful about is accidentally getting some with a ring of adhesive. That’s not good eats.

...I mean family-wise, relationship-wise, etc. What happens to his father? To his best friend and Lego aficionado Ganke? To his girlfriend? Is he going to be the sole survivor of 1610?

Some things that are “all natural”: mercury, arsenic, and uranium.

If I'm not mistaken, the last issue of Ultimate Spider-Man comes out this week as well. Very interested to see the new status quo of Miles once Secret Wars concludes.

He’s got Peter Parker down perfectly. Everyone else, eh...

Because Sony keeps breaking it. Plus he’s been getting soft reboots in the comics like every 5 years for the past twenty years anyway, so they have some stuff to play with.