A big thing for Fox is they have X-Men propping up the rest of their properties, which is something Sony never had. Basically, Sony's eggs were all in the Spider-Basket, so they had to play ball with Marvel because the risk was so high. Fox has surer footing.

That’s exactly what the establishment were saying in ‘07.

Teller, Jordan, Bell, and Mara are great actors, that's pretty well established. Most people aren't concerned with the acting, though.

At least Simon Kinberg's admitted he's read a Fantastic Four comic at some point, it's a start. Let's just hope he goes more DofP than Ouiji, or Last Stand, or Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, or the first Fantastic Four (for which he did some writing but wasn't credited).

I’m not sure what a Fing riot is.

“What?” yourself. Hillary Clinton isn’t the official Democratic candidate yet. She hasn’t even confirmed she’s running yet. There’s a whole primary. We’re not stuck with Hillary Clinton. The fact that you think it’s already down to Clinton v. Nameless GOP Candidate is part of the blinded by influence stuff I was…

There’s a solid year and a half before we get to that point.

We like to think, as progressives, that we’re just plain smart. But if we support a candidate because “they’ve earned the right”, “it’s just their time”, or some variation of that theme, then we’re not smart. We’re sycophants, blinded by party affiliation and influence.

Meh. I know a handful of very shiny black people. But no one is as vapid as a Kardashian-Jenner.

This looks painfully unfunny.

...protect the vitality of religious liberty in the Hoosier state

Shia Leboeuf's existence makes me feel like I'm in a surrealist movie.

Yeah, yeah yeah. I listened to those people who said "Be different! Don't fit in!". But then I started making out with my brother, just like Angie, and my boss didn't like that I was known around town for that. So now I'm jobless, and had to move back in with my parents. So, in a way it all worked out in the end,…

I thought that too, but I decided that she did some crazy super-science things to keep them firmly attatched, and SHIELD decided it was better to preserve as-is instead of remove. For any future study they might want to do.

The interesting thing about this paper, from an epiepidemiological modelling standpoint, is that it's a density dependent, not frequency dependent model. Basically, the model depends more on the absolute size of the populations being modeled (asking what would happen if there's one zombie vs. 100 people), instead of…

I seem to recall pretty consistent chatter that DD would be in his classic costume by the end of the series, but that may just be rumor I'm remembering.

For real, he's basically a frat bro. I'd hate-fuck him, though.

But Harry (can I call you Harry?), might you at least consider some sort of advice column situation here at Jezebel?

Not really, I just follow enough Hollywood news to know that this is how it works.

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