I GET IT!

The biggest hypocrisy in modern business. Like an abusive spouse, they want us to love our jobs, but make loving them as difficult as possible.

The worst thing about stuff like that, in my experience, is you know you can't tell them to just stop no matter how much you want to.

Well, I know James isn't her real last name, so maybe nothing?

Is the church his dick and the state his balls?

Just because something is meant for a gay man doesn't mean women can't like it. Heck, women are a substantial viewership for full on gay porn. Basically, it's not the majority of women that are all about this, but it's not uncommon either.

They're meant for gay men. Straight men buy 10 packs of Hanes. That's why their packaging and advertising is much more subdued.

Yeah, padded. Unless he's got the same problem as the kid who had the penis reduction, and I think we'd have heard about it by now.

As a scrawny nerd, I'll support your statement. And I'll agree that there's some form of package modification here. We'd see some hint of shaft in these pictures if there wasn't.

She probably isn't, director's don't usually sign up like that. She might have a 3 film contract with Universal, in general, and they'll shuffle her to some other projects. But if it really is that antagonistic they won't keep her on the franchise.

Oh that, I misunderstood what you were referencing.

E. L. James' true first name.

They're not saying Universal's not going to make sequels. The director just wants to quit. Universal will get a new director.

'Her relationship with Erika has become absolutely toxic – they despise each other and blame each other for the problems with the film.'

I wish I was important enough to literally say "Go fuck yourselves, now go give me money".

No, it's like lumping together vegetarians, all they do is talk about something they don't do.

I thought man spankx was what a teenager did in the privacy of his own shower.

She's not guest starring on the show. She's just trying to get a referral for Bruce, and doesn't realize Mindy isn't a real doctor.

It won't? Damn. I was hoping for an upswing in the numbers of sexually adventurous young women.

I thought celebrities kept burner phones for stuff like this.