Well this makes selfies moot. For the rest of the holiday season I'm only going to post Ralphies.

I'm sick of people making fun of the cross and taking away from it's original meaning. Can't we all just remember it for the horrific, bloody, slow torturing device that it is.

Does the Catholic League actually have staff?

The Catholic League does not represent Catholics. The only thing it represents is Bill Donohue, because the League is a one-man operation. The man is living, breathing clickbait.

It's not a dick, it's Ace & Gary's car!

If by "bar" you mean "ass you could set a drink on", then I suppose the answer is 'yes'.

Hey, that's unfair. There was also Opie's beard.

I wish Diane Sawyer had responded by explaining to her that probably a crack dealer thought there was no need "to bring ink and paper into this." End of transaction.

CROW WHY IS UR AVATAR NOT THIS??

Jezebel would prefer that MALE critics refrain from serving female popstars backhanded compliments, eh? Hint, editors: You're full of shit.

Puts the "Bra" back in Brawny

Great more Taylor Swift

ok?

This coming from the site that doubled down on the "Tay Tay's Black Friend Finder Alert" posts.

I must have missed the memo where all the male music critics got together and named Carl Wilson their singular voice in pop critique.

The ironic thing is that Joel McHale basically did the same thing by asking for a partial/full discount on his TV as a show cancelation bonus, but he did so in much a funny, backhanded way that everyone just thinks he was being silly. Seems like both Hart and Sony could learn some negation skills from McHale.

I'm sad that this Dirt Bag doesn't contain any ArianaGrandeCarriedLikeABaby-gate updates.

That's how he can capture all the finer details of his subjects. Else it's just the broad strokes.

It's his masturpiece. His...Boner Lisa.

As far as I'm concerned, you could not have written a more damning headline about whether she'd be a good President.