Lol, wait until you hear why. This guy is a tool.

I think my favorite part is where she keeps mentioning that "you can't deny that this is a cross" in reference to the "o" with the line through it. You know what lady, I actually feel perfectly comfortable denying that that is a cross.

If it weren't his actual, legal name I wouldn't use it either. Like, when I look up his court docket information I have to search for "Machine, War."

This is a pretty retarded reading of the study. This is why Jezebel shouldn't play with science. The basic idea is that parents of multiple children are more 'productive'? Wouldn't they have to be? Why is that a surprise? They have more motivation. You also buried the lede about females with young children…

I was trying to choose a definition from this list: http://www.acronymfinder.com/FACE.html. However, according to other posters, it doesn't stand for Fat Albert Can Eat. :-(

I believe it is the shortened version of 'In your face!'

Trust me: they are.

you win kinja tonight !!!!!!!!!!!

That whole "I'm a comedian" bit of his is the most transparent fucking dodge for when he's called on to actually back up his professed beliefs. Jon Stewart is talented, but he's a goddamn chickenshit at inopportune times.

A home run? This article completely ignores multiple other examples of Dunham's disturbing behavior with her sister. Was it done on purpose or out of the author's total ignorance of the actual details of the story?

" You ever do some weird shit when you were a kid? "

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

I don't watch Mad Men (sorry, I tried), so on first reading my brain translated this as

Taco Bell, you need to remaster this ad and start running it again asap. Just put a red slash through the 59¢ thing and superimpose "[whatever the current price is], sorry, inflation." The ironic listeners of bad 80s music will go fucking nuts.

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At this point, I'd be happy if he took custody just so he could raid her trust funds. Better for her to get ripped off than be exposed to a pedophile.

This, exactly.

Never has the "DIRT BAG" tag been so appropriate as it is right now, hovering in judgment over that awful woman.