America 2000000... - Africa 0

Whatever. I'd buy it. I need a decoration for closet corner.

Where is my SmartNapMat?

It actually was an American who caused the outbreak of Ebola in Nigeria.

Is SmartMat shower-proof? Asking for a friend.

I hope this takes off and spawns a subculture of people who fall in love with their SmartMats, Real Doll style.

I appreciate this comment so very much.

My husband's ex-wife refused bj's too. I, on the other hand, love a dick in my mouth. That's a lot of the reason they are no longer married and we are.

Let's just lift you out of the greys...

You know it's some poor unpaid intern's job at Think Progress to listen to Rush everyday for whatever he might say that will be especially ridiculous. God bless you, unpaid intern.