Well, it's crap movies + alternate revenue streams. And addressing wither of those would be admiring they could do better when, obviously, they're big shot movie producers, how could they be any better than they already are?

That $840m overseas for Transformers, $301m from China alone, is both impressive as a feat and worrisome as a trend.

Boyhood? Birdman? Nightcrawler? Even if you stuck to more intimate features like these, this year had some incredibly remarkable and memorable features.

You can find these independent productions just fine. The makers of Primer and Upstream Color's erbp, Kevin Smith's SModcast, Zach Braff's latest project Wish You Were Here, they distribute over things like iTunes, YouTube, Kickstarter, etc. Honestly, this is probably better for them, since literally anyone can…

That "childbirth educator" was an idiot...

That could be the "fraud" part, you know. Those are the rumors that hung around Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger they they divorced for fraud.

Oh, stuff it Jada Pinkett Smith. Your kids are movie stars that don't watch movies, we get it. Just because Will couldn't get Willow to be in this one doesn't make your kids sooooo amazing.

Lindsay, you misspelled hepatitis.

Rudd shall be catapulted to extreme fan-nerd status by playing the lead character, scientist Hank Pym

Oh man, I remember this. After asking myself what I should feel about the casual racism, and much soul-searching as to the state of my dick, I decided I'm a Prince Ferdinand.

Not him, because he hasn't effectively removed himself from the gene pool.

I hear J.J. Abrams is going to build an actual Death Star, and actually blow up a planet for Episode VII. We're truly in a golden age of cinema.

I have an acquaintance who is a "childbirth educator" who shared an article about the increase in whooping cough cases in California. Her comment: "Notice that 90% of these children had already been "vaccinated". Makes you think, doesn't it?"

"So why were people suddenly eating it on purpose?"

Well, they'd certainly be going back to his roots if they did.

"And also, the [plot theories] that get that formulated based on these things — they couldn't be more far off-base."

Oh good, something else we can blame on estrogen:

I am so glad I have avoided being on a dvd multiple movie pack with Cosby.

And then you find out the old lady you're riding the elevator with is the devil, right?

Basically, the Pope is only infallible on matters of faith, and when he specifically declares that he's being infallible. It's a big thing, and it's reserved for big things. In the nearly 2,000 years of the Papacy, it's almost exclusively been used to declare saints.