To be fair, he does have the look of a guy who would paint something with his penis.

What, explicitly, is your problem with it? Why is it not ok? What is the different spin?

It's all in the creative use of a foreskin, I'm sure.

If he has an innie, wouldn't it just be plain physically impossible?

Also, why is it okay to treat Kardashian this way?

As long as you wash it. Which he should be doing, anyway.

If faced with an election today, 31% of millionaires would vote for Hillary Clinton as the next president of the United States.

Not to rep the Kardashians too hard but...

I'll admit, I semi-regularly watch these Really Bad Christian films on Discount Tuesday's for the yuks. The Persecuted is my favorite in recent memory. It was heavily hyped on Fox News as a masterpiece of cinema. It's not. A pair of Nice Christian Ladies sat near me, and the disappointment when they realized the movie…

Really? Preserving the casual racism in a television show for children is your big stand for freedom of speech?

This may be NSFW, but I think it's relevant.

Here Is Charlie Hunnam Looking Three Fire Emoji

The average male user of Lulu, seen here.

But they're banning scenes of masturbation too, I always thought self love was the most effective form of birth control.

Well of course you can't put people in jail for creepy fantasy. But he did do something. He actually started looking up people's personal information on those databases. The state's argument is that is evidence he went beyond fantasy, into conspiracy, by doing that. It's one I don't necessarily agree with, but it's…

Are you really comparing working at a hotel to having a few hundred people line up to literally murder each other and you for a 90% off no-namebrand 50 inch tv?

Hmm. My casual recollections make me think that these "how the sausage is made" roles don't usually precede presidential runs. Anyone with a little more historical knowledge able to confirm or refute?

Please, every wannabe classy person knows who Audrey Hepburn is.

Tell me I'm the Audrey Hepburn of our time! Tell me!

Hey that's fair. I'd post a picture of what I mean, but I feel that may be technically frowned upon.