But they're banning scenes of masturbation too, I always thought self love was the most effective form of birth control.

Well of course you can't put people in jail for creepy fantasy. But he did do something. He actually started looking up people's personal information on those databases. The state's argument is that is evidence he went beyond fantasy, into conspiracy, by doing that. It's one I don't necessarily agree with, but it's…

Are you really comparing working at a hotel to having a few hundred people line up to literally murder each other and you for a 90% off no-namebrand 50 inch tv?

Hmm. My casual recollections make me think that these "how the sausage is made" roles don't usually precede presidential runs. Anyone with a little more historical knowledge able to confirm or refute?

Please, every wannabe classy person knows who Audrey Hepburn is.

Tell me I'm the Audrey Hepburn of our time! Tell me!

Hey that's fair. I'd post a picture of what I mean, but I feel that may be technically frowned upon.

Hairy ass is a sensitive subject for. It's not that I have a problem with a lot of hair, far from it, I have a problem when there's a lot of hair, just in not quite right places. Know what I mean?

I saw NPH as the Emcee back in ~03 and he was great, but I always wanted to see Cumming do it. I mean, he is that guy.

Expanding her artistic horizons, yadda yadda?

Emma Stone, best imaginary girlfriend of all time?

Stone's rendition of "Maybe This Time" is unfortunately weak and thin.

"The United States and China have just committed to work together on reducing carbon emissions."

That just looks uncomfortable. And I mean that in the most literal sense possible. Junk jammed against your neck, flopping all over the place? Mega distracting, no thanks.

Idiot tubes.

Thank you! That's the whole goddamn point!

But those are all annoying, and people are always bitching about them, too. So it's very fair.

..."Our Mommy Problem"—the insidious view of motherhood as so all-consuming that any women who breeds cannot escape being identified as a mom or mommy in every arena of her life, even when it is scarcely relevant.

Please, feel free to say more! Slowly, and more sensually, too.

And, guys, hey, guys, and listen, um, this one time, I , this one time I saw this guy pull up to a line of people waiting for a PS4 on release day, and he had one already, and he totally threw it out of his car at them! Broke it right in front of them! Huh? What? No, the box wasn't empty! No, I totally swear! Guys!