Expanding her artistic horizons, yadda yadda?

Emma Stone, best imaginary girlfriend of all time?

Stone's rendition of "Maybe This Time" is unfortunately weak and thin.

"The United States and China have just committed to work together on reducing carbon emissions."

That just looks uncomfortable. And I mean that in the most literal sense possible. Junk jammed against your neck, flopping all over the place? Mega distracting, no thanks.

Idiot tubes.

Thank you! That's the whole goddamn point!

But those are all annoying, and people are always bitching about them, too. So it's very fair.

..."Our Mommy Problem"—the insidious view of motherhood as so all-consuming that any women who breeds cannot escape being identified as a mom or mommy in every arena of her life, even when it is scarcely relevant.

Please, feel free to say more! Slowly, and more sensually, too.

And, guys, hey, guys, and listen, um, this one time, I , this one time I saw this guy pull up to a line of people waiting for a PS4 on release day, and he had one already, and he totally threw it out of his car at them! Broke it right in front of them! Huh? What? No, the box wasn't empty! No, I totally swear! Guys!

Except the Pope is only infallible when he speaks specifically on matters of faith. Things like anointing saints and the Immaculate Conception. This "Be nice to gay people stuff" isn't part of that.

Hey great tradition, solid thing to do instead of Black Friday. I fully support it. I'm just saying a thing that there are people that have been doing Black Friday literally their whole adult lives. Traditions have to start somewhere, and that sounds like a solid start of one.

Except not really, because, as I wrote, a majority of those regressive zombies supported these progressive ideas.

Offhand, I know a few people that have been doing that since the turn of the century. (I just wrote it like that to make it sound like a really long time. But still, 15 years is long enough to make a tradition.)

For a lot of people it's a tradition. A tradition that makes life shitty for a bunch of other people. Another reason to declare War on Black Friday.

Personally, I've declared a War on Black Friday. It's bad enough that it's starts Thursday at 5 fucking pm now, throw in employers keeping workers perpetually underemployed as a form of manipulation, and acting like they should be grateful to get these extra hours, while people kill each other fighting over shitty…

Yeah, but there aren't as many Medicis around as there used to be.

Pat's a protestant, so I'm don't really see why he would care about this Pope saying something other Popes have been saying for the past 50 years.

He said an in interview that Catholic church leaders and lay people, as well as those outside the church, are reacting strongly to the Vatican meeting because they aren't accustomed to addressing issues the way Francis advocates.