Ah ok. I didn't realize Gawker Media was running so low on bandwidth they had to start rationing letters 6 at a time.

"...the super-duper organized kind who would have multiple kids and be awesome at it, which he says is called "survivor bias." But I thinking working mothers are victims of bias no matter what they do."

"Needless to say: FACE."

Thank you, thank you!

...and you could say whoever is in charge of Stewart's new home fell down on that job.

They were bursting with anticipation!

I'm pretty fond of Big Boo. I think it's because we share a deep love of vagina. You go!

That works too!

I always thought it made being a drug kingpin look horrible, but I'm the type that thinks constant death threats and murdered family is more stressful than exciting.

Whatever happened to just not buying shit you don't like?

Ah, but the guys at AMC weren't ACTUAL meth kingpins. Or were they?

Peggy Olsen, is that you?

Still sounds better than being molested.

Fucking ghost thigh gap, perpetuating an unrealistic ghost beauty standard. Just ghastly.

Oh wow, that actually is an improvement that's so fucked.

Not the only explanation. He could be just as awful as she is.

...he's decided against it due to the fact that his life right now is not particularly stable and a 9-year-old is a lot of responsibility.

Anna, here's your mistake: You should have tried to get her in the early 2000's, when she was still dead broke.

"Female Pop Stars Die Much Younger Than Everybody Else"

Now here's two guys who are fair to compare: