Not the only explanation. He could be just as awful as she is.

...he's decided against it due to the fact that his life right now is not particularly stable and a 9-year-old is a lot of responsibility.

Anna, here's your mistake: You should have tried to get her in the early 2000's, when she was still dead broke.

"Female Pop Stars Die Much Younger Than Everybody Else"

Now here's two guys who are fair to compare:

"Asked if she minds being known as a pin-up, she said: ..."

Lots of ways. The most obvious being it's not designed to keep her bound up somewhere.

They should have lead with MacLaren, Brock, and Bigelow, because saying they're going after the minds behind Twilight, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, and Aeon Flux makes this short list quite shabby, indeed.

Gluten-free pizza is an abomination. Even if you actually have celiac disease, you should eat a real pizza and suffer the miserable consequences, or just do without. There is no acceptable middle ground.

He's so good at damage control that he got that baby conceived a whole month before all that damage happened this April.

I'm pretty hype.

Don't forget this gem.

Beyoncé told Jay Z to lose weight because she is worried about his health. See, that's Bey for you. Always thinking about your cholesterol.

Think about this: We have Quicksilver-Fox, Quicksilver-Marvel, Flash-TV, and soon, Flash-Movie. Maybe they're all the same guy, they're just moving so fast we never notice?

You at least need to watch the second half of season 1; the Uprising arc and post Cap 2. But I'd suggest restart, the earlier episodes are much more tolerable if you mini-marathon them, 2 or 3 at a time.

There should be an asterisk next to the early voting symbol in Louisiana. An excuse is only needed for mail ballots.

Your facetiousness radar is spot on.

But she's a Nobel Newbie! He's passed the Wood Anniversary, and she's not even at paper!

Um, Ms. Yousafzai, President Obama has had his own Peace Prize for a good 6 years now, he doesn't need you to tell him how to world peace, thanks.

The day you hope for a ratings boost from Rosie O'Donnell is the day you know you're done.