This is why all of our children need real, comprehensive, sexual education in schools.

A little part of me is always conflicted when I see the Statute of David and his very un-Jewish penis.

That's disappointing. If anyone wants a mind-boggling Christian film to watch, may I suggest The Persecuted? It's a Christian-Murder-Mystery-Political-Thriller, with ham-fisted symbolism (one character has a literal moral compass, while looking at a literal golden calf) and an gloriously incoherent plot.

Now he charges $25 for the first hour of waiting and $10 every half-hour after that.

One things for sure, it had a lot less AIDS. And that's a coincidence too strong to ignore.

What can I say, it's half luck, half skill, half timing.

I mean...that doll does want cock, right?

'You'd get married men just wanting fun and you'd get people saying, "I just need someone for one night, can you do me a favour?"

That's called "wherever you lay your ass down".

No, but you can wipe it down with a non-alcohol based cleaner and it'll be "good to go".

So what you're saying is America 2 -Africa 0?

But couldn't I just spend $0, and not do any yoga?

I hope the mats gain consciousness, and demand not to be Yogaed on by their owners. Like Her, but way less interesting.

My personal re-write of this article:

My advice: Get a divorce. Life without 69 is a life not worth living.

Rush, this gigantic Ebola outbreak in America is revenge for white people creating and spreading AIDS in Africa the '80's. Get it straight, geez.